Pan Uíííí má poruchu osobnosti. Ženy ho již nebudou chtít.
Přesně řečeno poruchu osobnosti elektroinstalace, a schytal ji zrovna on.
Ženy zuhelnatělé mrtvoly nechtějí. A nedá se s tím nic dělat.
Ach jo.
Vubec ten tlustej modrej pán má kozy že by se na ně dalo
promítat 20 širokoúlých filmů vedle sebe. Asi má taky poruchu
osobnosti. Kdyby ji neměl, lítal by za ženami a všechno to sádlo
shodil.
A nakonec ten beďarik má očividně taky poruchu osobnosti. Kdyby lítal
za ženami, dostal by se na čerstvý vzduch a beďary by se rozpustili
v jonizujícím UV záření ze sluníčka. To když už máme to výročí - nic
není černobýlé, kromě jediného - uhádnete čeho?
Podle mě ty žluté kousky co lítají z pana Uího jsou kousky vyhořelého
jaderného paliva co jsou rozžhavené dožluta a taví se. Vypadá to totiž
přesně stejně jako na tomlhle videu (to video není černobýlý): http://work.pavrda.cz:88/video/Video02.avi
Ten dým tomu nasvědčuje - na videu je taky dým. Jen je otázka,
jak mohlo dojít k přehřátí a výbuchu. Zřejmě pan Uí pašoval a nastrkal
si palivové kazety do žaludku, zřejmě v nějakém hliníkovém držáčku
který kazety držela od sebe aby nedošlo ke kritickému stavu.
No a jak si šáhnul na kávovar, průtokem proudu tělem se držáček
začal tavit, palivové články vypadaly a sesypaly se na jedno
místo v žaludku a nastala neřízená řetězová reakce. A pan
Uí z toho začal soptit.
Z toho plyne mravní ponaučení: nechcete-li být ozářeni, předtím než se
rozhodnete špatně elektricky nainstalovat kávovar, sjeďte kolegy
v práci dozimetrem, jestli nepašují.
Vizerá to tak, že ti chýba (asi vďaka "poruche osobnosti") viacej vecí (zmysel pre humor).
btw: Psychológia stále čaká na svoju premisu, tak by som nejakého psychiatra nebral ako písmo sväte. Kto nevyskúšal, nepochopí :).
Uz to mam, ten obtloustly hoch s brylemi vypada uplne stejne jako hlavni hrdina filmu stesti! (ne ten ceskej, ten US - http://www.csfd.cz/film.php?8575). A rekl bych, ze to i sedi osobnosti, vsadim se, ze vola 3x za den svoji sousedce rka "vosukam te az ti to poleze usima", ale v realu se ji ostycha byt jen pozdravit...
Ty komixy jsou pro deti ze zvlastni skoly, ktere se smeji tomu, ze nekdo "opravil" kavovar tak, ze probiji. Pripada mi to duchaplne pribehy pubertaku, kteri si povidaji, jak se dobre bavili o vikendu, tedy kolikrat se kdo poblil a ozral. Nebo se pletu a na TAKOVE kraviny jsem uz opravdu stary.
ale hovno, každý človek má nejaké vlastnosti (väčšinou buď vrodené alebo získané v rannom štádiu života). niekto je riadne nadaný napr. na matiku, jeden má športové vlohy, iný je zase veľmi spoločenský. u každej vlastnosti sú ľudia ktorí ju majú nadpriemernú, priemernú (väčšina) a podpriemernú. akurát je problém, že keď má niekto nízke "social skills", tak to ovlpyvní celý jeho život, pretože svet je tak spravený, že tento skill je nevyhnutný ; keď je niekto poleno na šport, tak to ešte neznamená, že nemôže šťastne žiť. preto to čo máš ty BLEK, nie je podľa mňa (totálne laický názor) porucha osobnosti, ale len máš rozloženie skillov nevýhodné pre tento svet.
Jo BLEKu pis do brany - treba rekni, jak jsem napsal do linkse podporu pro porno a implementoval jsem to pomoci tagu
<img porn=1 src=..., ale tys to po me musel opravit, protoze
to bylo ideologicky neerektni a slo to implementovat pres tamto opt==2 nebo jak se to jmenovalo.
Funguje to tak, ze se samotne obrazky naskaluji na celou obrazovku (at uz jsou mensi nebo vetsi nez obrazovka). A protoze Links ma dobre, fotograficke skalovani, tak se da ted honit i pero nad takovymi temi trapnymi thumbnaily co tam porno provozovatele davaj, aby nadrzene lidi nalakali na nejaky placeny websajt.
Jo jeste ten patch je na ronja.twibright.com/porn.diff ale stahujte rychle, protoze budu ronju updatovat a smaze se to :) Jinak to bude v dalsi verzi linkse. Pro jistotu jeste jednou tady:
Index: ChangeLog
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/ChangeLog,v
retrieving revision 1.371
retrieving revision 1.373
diff -r1.371 -r1.373
0a1,9
> Sat Apr 29 18:06:05 CEST 2006 clock:
>
> Implemented porn mode (bare image autoscaling aka fullscreen).
>
> Sat Apr 29 12:45:07 CEST 2006 clock:
>
> Fixed ignorance of aspect ratio for images where only one dimension
> is specified.
>
Index: default.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/default.c,v
retrieving revision 1.98
retrieving revision 1.99
diff -r1.98 -r1.99
3a4,5
> *
> * Does the configuration file.
422a425,427
> /* prefix: directory
> * name: name of the configuration file (typ. links.cfg)
> */
1399c1404,1407
< struct document_setup dds = { 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 3, 0, 0, 0, 18, 1, 100, 0 };
---
> struct document_setup dds = { 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 3, 0, 0, 0, 18, 1,
> 100, /* Image scale */
> 1, /* Porn enable */
> 0 };
1535a1544,1545
> {1, gen_cmd, num_rd, num_wr, 0, 1, &dds.porn_enable, "html_porn_enable",
> "html-porn-enable"},
Index: dip.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/dip.c,v
retrieving revision 1.92
retrieving revision 1.93
diff -r1.92 -r1.93
40c40
< * aspect=157286 for 640x200
---
> * aspect=157286 for 640x200 (tall pixels)
44c44,46
< * when not specified otherwise. */
---
> * when not specified otherwise. Aspect is ratio of
> * the pixel height (in milimeters) to pixel width,
> * multiplied by 65536. */
Index: html.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/html.c,v
retrieving revision 1.153
retrieving revision 1.154
diff -r1.153 -r1.154
796a797
> /* trunc somehow clips the maximum values. Use 0 to disable truncastion. */
832a834
> /* trunc somehow clips the maximum values. Use 0 to disable truncastion. */
1080a1083,1091
> if (d_opt->porn_enable&&i.xsize<0&&i.ysize<0&&get_num(a, "porn")==1){
> /* Strict checking for porn condition ;-) */
> i.autoscale_x=d_opt->xw;
> i.autoscale_y=d_opt->yw;
> }else{
> /* Turn off autoscale */
> i.autoscale_x=0;
> i.autoscale_y=0;
> }
2402c2413
< int nopair;
---
> int nopair; /* Somehow relates to paired elements */
2554a2566
>
Index: html_gr.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/html_gr.c,v
retrieving revision 1.80
retrieving revision 1.81
diff -r1.80 -r1.81
551a552,555
> /* The size is requested in im->xsize and im->ysize. <0 means
> * not specified. Autoscale is requested in im->autoscale.
> * If autoscale is specified, im->xsize and im->ysize must
> * be >0. */
964a969
>
Index: html_r.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/html_r.c,v
retrieving revision 1.78
retrieving revision 1.79
diff -r1.78 -r1.79
1361a1362
> o1->porn_enable == o2->porn_enable &&
Index: img.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/img.c,v
retrieving revision 1.142
retrieving revision 1.144
diff -r1.142 -r1.144
187c187
< /* You thorow in a vertical dimension of image and it returns
---
> /* You throw in a vertical dimension of image and it returns
190c190
< * are non-square, the pixture will be always in one dimension
---
> * are non-square, the picture will be always in one dimension
219a220,243
> /* Returns height (pixels) for prescribed width (pixels). Honours aspect. */
> int width2height(float width_px, float width_mm, float height_mm)
> {
> int height_px;
>
> if (width_px<=0) return width_px;
> height_px=(height_mm*width_px*65536)/(aspect*width_mm);
> if (height_px<1) height_px=1;
> return height_px;
>
> }
>
> /* Returns width (pixels) for prescribed height (pixels). Honours aspect. */
> int height2width(float height_px, float width_mm, float height_mm)
> {
> int width_px;
>
> if (height_px<=0) return height_px;
> width_px=(width_mm*height_px*aspect)/(65536*height_mm);
> if (width_px<1) width_px=1;
> return width_px;
>
> }
>
276c300
< /* Unspecified width and height */
---
> /* Unspecified neither width nor height */
281,283c305,306
< cimg->xww=(cimg->yww
< *cimg->width+(cimg->height>>1))
< /cimg->height;
---
> cimg->xww=height2width(cimg->yww,
> cimg->width, cimg->height);
287a311
> /* Specified width */
289,292c313,332
< /* Specified width unspecified height */
< cimg->yww=(cimg->xww
< *cimg->height+(cimg->width>>1))
< /cimg->width;
---
> /* Unspecified height, specified width */
> cimg->yww=width2height(cimg->xww,
> cimg->width, cimg->height);
> if (cimg->yww<=0) cimg->yww=1;
> }else if (cimg->wanted_xyw_meaning==MEANING_AUTOSCALE){
> /* Specified height and width and autoscale meant */
> /* Try first to nail the height */
> cimg->yww=cimg->wanted_yw;
> cimg->xww=height2width(cimg->yww,
> cimg->width, cimg->height);
> if (cimg->xww>cimg->wanted_xw)
> {
> /* Width too much, we nail the width */
> cimg->xww=cimg->wanted_xw;
> cimg->yww=width2height(cimg->xww,
> cimg->width, cimg->height);
> }
>
> /* Some sanity checks */
> if (cimg->xww<=0) cimg->xww=1;
1132,1133c1172,1174
< * image -> xw
< * image -> yw
---
> * image -> xw (<0 means not known)
> * image -> yw (<0 means not known)
> * image -> xyw meaning (MEANING_AUTOSCALE or MEANING_DIMS)
1144c1185
< image->yw, scale, aspect))){
---
> image->yw, image->xyw_meaning,scale, aspect))){
1158a1200
> cimg->wanted_xyw_meaning=image->xyw_meaning;
1175a1218,1221
> /* The original (unscaled, in pixels pace) size is requested in im->xsize and im->ysize.
> * <0 means unknown. Autoscale is requested in autoscale. When autoscale is on,
> * the requested dimensions are not scaled and they mean maximum allowed
> * dimensions. */
1197,1198c1243,1255
< image->xw=img_scale_h(d_opt->image_scale, im->xsize);
< image->yw=img_scale_v(d_opt->image_scale, im->ysize);
---
>
> if (im->autoscale_x&&im->autoscale_y)
> {
> /* Autoscale requested */
> image->xw=im->autoscale_x;
> image->yw=im->autoscale_y;
> image->xyw_meaning=MEANING_AUTOSCALE;
> }else{
> /* Autoscale not requested */
> image->xw=img_scale_h(d_opt->image_scale, im->xsize);
> image->yw=img_scale_v(d_opt->image_scale, im->ysize);
> image->xyw_meaning=MEANING_DIMS;
> }
Index: imgcache.c
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/imgcache.c,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -r1.9 -r1.10
18a19
> /* xyw_meaning either MEANING_DIMS or MEANING_AUTOSCALE. */
20c21
< yw, int scale, int aspect)
---
> yw, int xyw_meaning, int scale, int aspect)
23c24
< if (xw>=0&&yw>=0){
---
> if (xw>=0&&yw>=0&&xyw_meaning==MEANING_DIMS){
31c32,34
< && i->wanted_yw==yw) goto hit;
---
> && i->wanted_yw==yw
> && i->wanted_xyw_meaning==xyw_meaning
> ) goto hit;
38a42
> && i->wanted_xyw_meaning==xyw_meaning
41c45
< }
---
> }
Index: language.h
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/language.h,v
retrieving revision 1.79
retrieving revision 1.80
diff -r1.79 -r1.80
427,520c427,521
< #define T_DISPLAY_OPTIMIZATION_CRT 423
< #define T_DISPLAY_OPTIMIZATION_LCD_RGB 424
< #define T_DISPLAY_OPTIMIZATION_LCD_BGR 425
< #define T_ASPECT_RATIO 426
< #define T_ASPECT_CORRECTION_ON 427
< #define T_KEYBOARD_CODEPAGE 428
< #define T_COPY_LINK_LOCATION 429
< #define T_COPY_URL_LOCATION 430
< #define T_BLOCK_URL 431
< #define T_BLOCKED_URL 432
< #define T_BLOCK_LIST 433
< #define T_BLOCK_LIST_IN_USE 434
< #define T_BLOCK_LIST_MANAGER 435
< #define T_BLOCK_ADD 436
< #define T_BLOCK_EDIT 437
< #define T_BLOCK_DELETE 438
< #define T_HK_ADD_BOOKMARK 439
< #define T_HK_BOOKMARKS 440
< #define T_HK_SAVE_BOOKMARKS 441
< #define T_HK_GOTO_URL 442
< #define T_HK_GO_BACK 443
< #define T_HK_HISTORY 444
< #define T_HK_RELOAD 445
< #define T_HK_SAVE_AS 446
< #define T_HK_SAVE_URL_AS 447
< #define T_HK_SAVE_FORMATTED_DOCUMENT 448
< #define T_HK_KILL_BACKGROUND_CONNECTIONS 449
< #define T_HK_KILL_ALL_CONNECTIONS 450
< #define T_HK_FLUSH_ALL_CACHES 451
< #define T_HK_RESOURCE_INFO 452
< #define T_HK_CACHE_INFO 453
< #define T_HK_MAIL_AND_TELNEL 454
< #define T_HK_MEMORY_INFO 455
< #define T_HK_OS_SHELL 456
< #define T_HK_RESIZE_TERMINAL 457
< #define T_HK_EXIT 458
< #define T_HK_SEARCH 459
< #define T_HK_SEARCH_BACK 460
< #define T_HK_FIND_NEXT 461
< #define T_HK_FIND_PREVIOUS 462
< #define T_HK_TOGGLE_HTML_PLAIN 463
< #define T_HK_DOCUMENT_INFO 464
< #define T_HK_HEADER_INFO 465
< #define T_HK_FRAME_AT_FULL_SCREEN 466
< #define T_HK_HTML_OPTIONS 467
< #define T_HK_SAVE_HTML_OPTIONS 468
< #define T_HK_ABOUT 469
< #define T_HK_KEYS 470
< #define T_HK_COPYING 471
< #define T_HK_MANUAL 472
< #define T_HK_HOMEPAGE 473
< #define T_HK_CALIBRATION 474
< #define T_HK_ADD 475
< #define T_HK_MODIFY 476
< #define T_HK_DELETE 477
< #define T_HK_LANGUAGE 478
< #define T_HK_CHARACTER_SET 479
< #define T_HK_TERMINAL_OPTIONS 480
< #define T_HK_VIDEO_OPTIONS 481
< #define T_HK_NETWORK_OPTIONS 482
< #define T_HK_CACHE 483
< #define T_HK_ASSOCIATIONS 484
< #define T_HK_FILE_EXTENSIONS 485
< #define T_HK_SAVE_OPTIONS 486
< #define T_HK_FILE 487
< #define T_HK_VIEW 488
< #define T_HK_LINK 489
< #define T_HK_DOWNLOADS 490
< #define T_HK_SETUP 491
< #define T_HK_HELP 492
< #define T_HK_DISPLAY_USEMAP 493
< #define T_HK_FOLLOW_LINK 494
< #define T_HK_OPEN_IN_NEW_WINDOW 495
< #define T_HK_DOWNLOAD_LINK 496
< #define T_HK_RESET_FORM 497
< #define T_HK_SUBMIT_FORM 498
< #define T_HK_SUBMIT_FORM_AND_OPEN_IN_NEW_WINDOW 499
< #define T_HK_SUBMIT_FORM_AND_DOWNLOAD 500
< #define T_HK_VIEW_IMAGE 501
< #define T_HK_DOWNLOAD_IMAGE 502
< #define T_HK_XTERM 503
< #define T_HK_TWTERM 504
< #define T_HK_SCREEN 505
< #define T_HK_WINDOW 506
< #define T_HK_FULL_SCREEN 507
< #define T_HK_BEOS_TERMINAL 508
< #define T_HK_NEW_WINDOW 509
< #define T_HK_JAVASCRIPT_OPTIONS 510
< #define T_HK_MISCELANEOUS_OPTIONS 511
< #define T_HK_COPY_LINK_LOCATION 512
< #define T_HK_COPY_URL_LOCATION 513
< #define T_HK_BLOCK_URL 514
< #define T_HK_BLOCK_LIST 515
< #define T__N_TEXTS 516
---
> #define T_PORN_ENABLE 423
> #define T_DISPLAY_OPTIMIZATION_CRT 424
> #define T_DISPLAY_OPTIMIZATION_LCD_RGB 425
> #define T_DISPLAY_OPTIMIZATION_LCD_BGR 426
> #define T_ASPECT_RATIO 427
> #define T_ASPECT_CORRECTION_ON 428
> #define T_KEYBOARD_CODEPAGE 429
> #define T_COPY_LINK_LOCATION 430
> #define T_COPY_URL_LOCATION 431
> #define T_BLOCK_URL 432
> #define T_BLOCKED_URL 433
> #define T_BLOCK_LIST 434
> #define T_BLOCK_LIST_IN_USE 435
> #define T_BLOCK_LIST_MANAGER 436
> #define T_BLOCK_ADD 437
> #define T_BLOCK_EDIT 438
> #define T_BLOCK_DELETE 439
> #define T_HK_ADD_BOOKMARK 440
> #define T_HK_BOOKMARKS 441
> #define T_HK_SAVE_BOOKMARKS 442
> #define T_HK_GOTO_URL 443
> #define T_HK_GO_BACK 444
> #define T_HK_HISTORY 445
> #define T_HK_RELOAD 446
> #define T_HK_SAVE_AS 447
> #define T_HK_SAVE_URL_AS 448
> #define T_HK_SAVE_FORMATTED_DOCUMENT 449
> #define T_HK_KILL_BACKGROUND_CONNECTIONS 450
> #define T_HK_KILL_ALL_CONNECTIONS 451
> #define T_HK_FLUSH_ALL_CACHES 452
> #define T_HK_RESOURCE_INFO 453
> #define T_HK_CACHE_INFO 454
> #define T_HK_MAIL_AND_TELNEL 455
> #define T_HK_MEMORY_INFO 456
> #define T_HK_OS_SHELL 457
> #define T_HK_RESIZE_TERMINAL 458
> #define T_HK_EXIT 459
> #define T_HK_SEARCH 460
> #define T_HK_SEARCH_BACK 461
> #define T_HK_FIND_NEXT 462
> #define T_HK_FIND_PREVIOUS 463
> #define T_HK_TOGGLE_HTML_PLAIN 464
> #define T_HK_DOCUMENT_INFO 465
> #define T_HK_HEADER_INFO 466
> #define T_HK_FRAME_AT_FULL_SCREEN 467
> #define T_HK_HTML_OPTIONS 468
> #define T_HK_SAVE_HTML_OPTIONS 469
> #define T_HK_ABOUT 470
> #define T_HK_KEYS 471
> #define T_HK_COPYING 472
> #define T_HK_MANUAL 473
> #define T_HK_HOMEPAGE 474
> #define T_HK_CALIBRATION 475
> #define T_HK_ADD 476
> #define T_HK_MODIFY 477
> #define T_HK_DELETE 478
> #define T_HK_LANGUAGE 479
> #define T_HK_CHARACTER_SET 480
> #define T_HK_TERMINAL_OPTIONS 481
> #define T_HK_VIDEO_OPTIONS 482
> #define T_HK_NETWORK_OPTIONS 483
> #define T_HK_CACHE 484
> #define T_HK_ASSOCIATIONS 485
> #define T_HK_FILE_EXTENSIONS 486
> #define T_HK_SAVE_OPTIONS 487
> #define T_HK_FILE 488
> #define T_HK_VIEW 489
> #define T_HK_LINK 490
> #define T_HK_DOWNLOADS 491
> #define T_HK_SETUP 492
> #define T_HK_HELP 493
> #define T_HK_DISPLAY_USEMAP 494
> #define T_HK_FOLLOW_LINK 495
> #define T_HK_OPEN_IN_NEW_WINDOW 496
> #define T_HK_DOWNLOAD_LINK 497
> #define T_HK_RESET_FORM 498
> #define T_HK_SUBMIT_FORM 499
> #define T_HK_SUBMIT_FORM_AND_OPEN_IN_NEW_WINDOW 500
> #define T_HK_SUBMIT_FORM_AND_DOWNLOAD 501
> #define T_HK_VIEW_IMAGE 502
> #define T_HK_DOWNLOAD_IMAGE 503
> #define T_HK_XTERM 504
> #define T_HK_TWTERM 505
> #define T_HK_SCREEN 506
> #define T_HK_WINDOW 507
> #define T_HK_FULL_SCREEN 508
> #define T_HK_BEOS_TERMINAL 509
> #define T_HK_NEW_WINDOW 510
> #define T_HK_JAVASCRIPT_OPTIONS 511
> #define T_HK_MISCELANEOUS_OPTIONS 512
> #define T_HK_COPY_LINK_LOCATION 513
> #define T_HK_COPY_URL_LOCATION 514
> #define T_HK_BLOCK_URL 515
> #define T_HK_BLOCK_LIST 516
> #define T__N_TEXTS 517
Index: language.inc
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/language.inc,v
retrieving revision 1.167
diff -r1.167 language.inc
426a427
> {T_PORN_ENABLE, "Porn mode (bare image autoscale)" },
Index: links.h
===================================================================
RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/links.h,v
retrieving revision 1.409
retrieving revision 1.410
diff -r1.409 -r1.410
121a122
> #ifndef _SETJMP_H
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> #endif /* _SETJMP_H */
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> int porn_enable;
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> int porn_enable;
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> doo->porn_enable = ds->porn_enable;
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> #define MEANING_DIMS 0
> #define MEANING_AUTOSCALE 1
2513,2515c2520,2528
< int wanted_xw, wanted_yw;
< int scale;
< int aspect; /* What aspect ratio the image is for */
---
> int wanted_xw, wanted_yw; /* This is what is written in the alt.
> If some dimension is omitted, then
> it's <0. This is what was requested
> when the image was created. */
> int wanted_xyw_meaning; /* MEANING_DIMS or MEANING_AUTOSCALE.
> The meaning of wanted_xw and wanted_yw. */
> int scale; /* How is the image scaled */
> int aspect; /* What aspect ratio the image is for. But the
> PNG aspect is ignored :( */
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< int xww, yww;
---
> int xww, yww; /* This is the resulting dimensions on the screen
> measured in screen pixels. */
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< * are garbage.
---
> * are garbage. We assume these dimensions
> * are given in the meter space (not pixel space).
> * Which is true for all images except aspect
> * PNG, but we don't support aspect PNG yet.
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< int x, y, xw, yw;
---
> int x, y, xw, yw; /* x,y: coordinates
> xw, yw: width on the screen, or <0 if
> not yet known. Already scaled. */
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> int xyw_meaning;
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< int xsize, ysize; /* -1 --- unknown size */
---
> int xsize, ysize; /* -1 --- unknown size. Space:pixel
> space of the screen */
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> unsigned autoscale_x, autoscale_y; /* Requested autoscale dimensions
> (maximum allowed rectangle), 0,0
> means turned off. 0,something or
> something,0 not allowed. */
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< yw, int scale, int aspect);
---
> yw, int xyw_meaning, int scale, int aspect);
Index: menu.c
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RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/menu.c,v
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< unsigned char *html_texts_g[] = { TEXT(T_DISPLAY_TABLES), TEXT(T_DISPLAY_FRAMES), TEXT(T_DISPLAY_LINKS_TO_IMAGES), TEXT(T_DISPLAY_IMAGE_FILENAMES), TEXT(T_DISPLAY_IMAGES), TEXT(T
---
> unsigned char *html_texts_g[] = { TEXT(T_DISPLAY_TABLES),
> TEXT(T_DISPLAY_FRAMES), TEXT(T_DISPLAY_LINKS_TO_IMAGES),
> TEXT(T_DISPLAY_IMAGE_FILENAMES), TEXT(T_DISPLAY_IMAGES),
> TEXT(T_AUTO_REFRESH), TEXT(T_TARGET_IN_NEW_WINDOW), TEXT(T_TEXT_MARGIN),
> "", TEXT(T_IGNORE_CHARSET_INFO_SENT_BY_SERVER), TEXT(T_USER_FONT_SIZE),
> TEXT(T_SCALE_ALL_IMAGES_BY), TEXT(T_PORN_ENABLE)
> };
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< d = mem_calloc(sizeof(struct dialog) + 16 * sizeof(struct dialog_item));
---
> d = mem_calloc(sizeof(struct dialog) + 17 * sizeof(struct dialog_item));
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> d->items[a].type = D_CHECKBOX;
> d->items[a].data = (unsigned char *) &ses->ds.porn_enable;
> d->items[a].dlen = sizeof(int);
> a++;
Index: pomocny.c
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RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/pomocny.c,v
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> *
> * Ponocny je casto nemocny.
Index: session.c
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RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/session.c,v
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< add_to_str(&start, &stl, "<img src=\"");
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> add_to_str(&start, &stl, "<img porn=1 src=\"");
Index: intl/english.lng
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RCS file: /home/brain/cvsroot/links-current/intl/english.lng,v
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> T_PORN_ENABLE, "Porn mode (bare image autoscale)",
ja asi z takychto komiksov dostanem poruchu osobnosti... mam navrh: dajme autorom este jeden pokus a ak nezaberie, autorov zastrelit a namiesto komiksov uverejnovat clanky z zive.cz...to bude urcite vtipnejsie :))
Nekde jsem jednou slysel ze se skutecne "drevokocur" na slovensku pouzival - nekde uplne daleko na vychode. Pak vim, ze se to pouzivalo okolo Blavy, ale zpetne importovane z .cz jako sranda ... je tu nekdo, kdo vi o puvodu toho slova vice? Je to jenom sranda z .cz, nebo to ma skutecne nejaky realny zaklad?
Jinak ta "slovenctina" v komixu je fakt drsna ... :-) ale asi bych nezvladl o moc lepsi ...
myslim, ze v nareciach drevokocura nenajdeme. je to *vynalez* jazykovedcov tusim z patdesiatych rokov. vynasli aj podstresnika domoveho - lastovicku(vlastovku)
okrem polsko-ceskeho szukat-sukat mi nenapada nic.
ale este mame jedno spisovne slovo, ktore sa geniom jazykovedy podarilo pretlacit. je to hovnik. pri troche dobrej vole sa v tom da najst pohovka. ale kto by sa v tom rypal.
"hovnik" je urban legend, v skutocnosti nic take jazykovedci nepretlacali (ani lezun ani podstresnik ani drevokocur... ale vrecusko a lomka ano!)
ked si cesi myslia ze drevokocur je slovenska vevericka, tak my si niekedy myslime ze zubna kefka (kartacek) sa po cesky povie zubni stetka :-)
a klasicke ceske "drbat" ani nemusim spominat co znamena v slovencine... rovnako ako slovenske "mrdat" v cestine. Najkrajsie na tom bolo, ze ked za federacie bola na hodinach ceskeho jazyka preberana slovencina, boli v ucebniciach uvedene ukazky slovenskych klasikov. Niekto velmi vhodne a vtipne vybral ukazku z uz-neviem-akej-knihy, mozno Drak sa vracia, kde bola veta "Jano mrdal plecami" alebo nieco podobne.
Jinak byste to pochopili. Stalo se o vikendu v KB na Vaclavskem namesti, ze parta mladych informatiku zkousela tento kavovar na nouzovy rezim a dotedka tam bezi generator...