Když je řeč o Bruce Schneierovi, tak tohle je hustší. :-)
A výběr mých oblíbených:
Schneier has no diseases, but he isn't vaccinated. Injection doesn't work with him.
Bruce Schneier taught his dog to do a secure handshake
Deep Blue couldn't beat Kasparov until Schneier pwned it.
Schneier knows if Reiser did it.
Bruce Schneier uses a variation of the sha1 algorithm to drive his car, which is why he never has collisions.
Bruce Schneier's first program was encrypt world.
While boarding an aircraft, Bruce Schneier was "randomly" selected to be searched. Bruce responded by proving that the selection was predictably pseudo-random, and then he proved that he could only be searched in polynomial time.
It's often misquoted, but when Bruce Schneier killed Julius Caesar for promoting weak cryptography he actually said, "Et tu, Bruce?"
Bruce Schneier uses a different salt for his soup everyday.
Alice and Bob met for the first time at Bruce Schneier's pool-party
For a woman to be impregnated by Bruce Schneier, she must decrypt his sperm with a 128-bit blowjob.