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  • 24. 4. 2008 15:09

    Zdenek
    Když je řeč o Bruce Schneierovi, tak tohle je hustší. :-) A výběr mých oblíbených:
    • Schneier has no diseases, but he isn't vaccinated. Injection doesn't work with him.
    • Bruce Schneier taught his dog to do a secure handshake
    • Deep Blue couldn't beat Kasparov until Schneier pwned it.
    • Schneier knows if Reiser did it.
    • Bruce Schneier uses a variation of the sha1 algorithm to drive his car, which is why he never has collisions.
    • Bruce Schneier's first program was encrypt world.
    • While boarding an aircraft, Bruce Schneier was "randomly" selected to be searched. Bruce responded by proving that the selection was predictably pseudo-random, and then he proved that he could only be searched in polynomial time.
    • It's often misquoted, but when Bruce Schneier killed Julius Caesar for promoting weak cryptography he actually said, "Et tu, Bruce?"
    • Bruce Schneier uses a different salt for his soup everyday.
    • Alice and Bob met for the first time at Bruce Schneier's pool-party
    • For a woman to be impregnated by Bruce Schneier, she must decrypt his sperm with a 128-bit blowjob.