„Good morning, Free Software Foundation. Can I help you?“
„Yes, I'm calling from the USA Today, and we're doing a special section on Linux and wondered if you'd be interested in contributing.“
„It's not Linux, it's GNU/Linux.“
„What?“
„There's no such operating system as ‚Linux‘. There's only ‚GNU/Linux‘. You should call it that in recognition of…“
„Um, wait, sorry… Look, I'm pretty sure there is such a thing as Linux, I have a few different copies of it right here. Anyway, we were interested in doing a story on Linux, as I said. That's fine, I'm on a deadline, there are plenty of places that do Linux I can call, thanks anyway!“
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