To mi pripomina definiciu z knihy 'The Devil's Dictionary' od Ambrose Bierce (sorry za to ne-sklonovanie):
FORK, n. An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Formerly the knife was employed for this purpose, and by many worthy persons is still thought to have many advantages over the other tool, which, however, they do not altogether reject, but use to assist in charging the knife. The immunity of these persons from swift and awful death is one of the most striking proofs of God’s mercy to those that hate Him.
BTW, tu knihu mozte bud stiahnut z Projektu Guttenberg (plaintext) alebo tu: ht{2}p://urt(a)x/~\1byss\1l/Bi(e)rce-D\2vils_Dictionary.(pdf|t\2x). Je tam aj vysledok aj zdrojak sadzby, ta sazba by este potrebovala doladit (su tam orphans a widows), takze ak mate chut, kludne do toho. Moja papierova ("kamenna" ;-)) kniha si to niekde odputovala, poznate kolobieh knih v prirode.