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  • 31. 7. 2009 6:02

    BLEK. (neregistrovaný) ---.strcechy.adsl-llu.static.bluetone.cz

    S Emacsem se dobře povídá o poruše osobnosti. Viz zde:

    I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

    hi. I have a personality disorder.

    How do you do? What brings you to see me?

    I have a mental disorder.

    Why do you say you have a mental disorder?

    Because I was diagnosed with a mental disorder.

    Is it because you were diagnosed with a mental disorder that you came to me?

    Yes

    I see… Well, what makes you believe this is so?

    Psychologist in the madhouse diagnosed me. She wrote into my papers that I have a schizoid personality disorder.

    Does it bother you that you have a schizoid personality disorder?

    Yes, it bothers me very much.

    Earlier you said you were diagnosed with a mental disorder?

    Yes, I was. I have it in my papers. I am condemned person.

    Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

    No, they don't. This disorder is incurable. My plans won't help it.

    Are you sure that that?

    Yes, I am. I can do whatever I want, but I still don't enjoy social interactions like other people.

    You mentioned that you have a schizoid personality disorder?

    Yes, I do.

    Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

    It is because of my personality.

    Are you sure that is the real reason?

    Yes. My personality disorder manifested even from childhood. I was always introverted.

    I don't understand.

    You must understand personality disorders, you are a psychotherapist!

    Do you really think you were diagnosed with a mental disorder?

    Yes, I saw it on a computer screen.

    You have your mind on computers, it seems.

    Yes, I like computers very much.

    You think too much about computers.

    Yes, I do. But what to do else? Sniff toluene? Shoot heroin? I don't Yes, I do. But what to do else? Sniff toluene? Shoot heroin? I don't know. I have no joy in my life except computers.

    You should try taking your mind off of computers.

    And what else can I do?

    How do you reconcile your personality?

    My personality is bad. It is incurable disorder. I'll be a bad person forever.

    Perhaps this has something to do with the people you hang around with?

    I don't hang around with any people. I'm a psycho.

    Earlier you said you have a schizoid personality disorder?

    Yes, I do. Psychologist diagnosed it.

    Possibly problems at school are related to this.

    Problems at school are consequence of a personality disorder, not a reason.

    Tell me about your school.

    I hated school.

    Are you annoyed that your grades could improve?

    Grades didn't matter, but my parents scared me repetitively that if I don't get good grades, I won't get a good job and end up like a poor man. Later it turned up that no one really cares about my grades.

    Are you afraid of grades?

    No. Not since I left my parents.

    Tell me something about your family.

    I don't like my family. My father hated me for my personality disorder and my mother wants me to love my father. I can't stand them.

    You seem to dwell on your family.

    Yes, I do. I don't like my family, it makes me a bad person. People think that I am bad because everyone should love family.

    Have you been hung up on your family?

    I have been, but I am no more. But it doesn't make me better.

    When did you first know that you are no more but it does not make you better?

    When people on the Internet started to blame me for not loving my parents.

    What happened when people on the internet started to blame you for not loving your parents?

    I realized that I am a doomed person. I can't love them. And I can't change general social attitude that anyone who doesn't like his family is bad.

    bad what ? Tell me more about his family.

    Whom family?

    You seem to dwell on your family.

    I don't but other people do.

    Is the fact that other people do the real reason?

    Yes, it makes me a bad person.

    Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say yes it makes you a bad person?

    My only hobby is computer. Yes, that makes me bad too. Socially bad.

    Does the fact that makes you bad too socially bad explain anything else?

    It does. I have a personality disorder. I am socially bad.

    You mentioned that you were diagnosed with a mental disorder?

    Yes, a schizoid personality disorder.

    Is it because of your sex life that you are going through all this?

    I never had sex. I think it contributed to that diagnosis. Not having sex is dangerous … you don't have a sex … the psychologist diagnoses you a disorder … and you can't have sex ever because girls don't want to have sex with freaks.

    I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

    What's the problem? I really never had sex and I can't have a girl. I feel inferior to girls.

    Have you been frightened by sex?

    No. I never had sex. I only masturbate. It is a moment of joy in my life.

    Talk about how you feel about your sexual history.

    No sex. Just jacking off.

    Perhaps you could discuss your sex life…

    My sex life is zero.

    Tell me more about your feelings about your sexual partner.

    I never had any sexual partner.

    What makes you think you not ever had any sexual partner?

    Because I never had. That's it.

    Are you positive you not ever had that's it?

    I'm not positive, I'm negative. My mind is full of a mental disorder.

    Why do you say you have a schizoid personality disorder?

    Beacuse psychologist diagnosed me with that disorder.

    Can you elaborate on that?

    Yes. I saw it on a computer screen.

    Are you a computer hacker?

    No. I wanted to be cool, but I am really lame. I'm a worthless person.

    Is it because you are really lame you are a worthless person that you came to me?

    Yes.

    Yes, hmmm… so, what makes you believe this is so?

    I am worthless because I was diagnosed with a personality disorder.

    Did you ever regret you were diagnosed with a personality disorder?

    I regret it all the time. But there's no way to turn it back.

    When did you first know that there's no way to turn it back?

    By the time I was diagnosed. I know that this disorder can't be cured.

    Is the fact that this disorder cannot be cured the real reason?

    Yes. It's a hopeless situation.

    How do you reconcile hangups you have?

    There's no way to reconcile. I'll be a wothless person for the whole life.

    Have you been scared of that?

    Yes. Very much.

    Earlier you said you are no more but it does not make you better?

    Yes. I am nothing.

    Maybe this is related to your inhibitions?

    My personality is inhibited. I have a disorder!

    Is it because of some problems in your childhood that you say your personality is inhibited you have a disorder?

    No. The problems in childhood are consequence of my disorder. Not a reason for it.

    You mentioned that other people do?

    I don't know what you mean. What do they do?

    Perhaps some problems at home could have caused this.

    I had problems at home, but they didn't cause my disorder. They were caused by my disorder.

    Does the fact that they didn't cause your disorder they were caused by your disorder explain anything else?

    It explains a lot. My father was true. I am really stupid.

    Have you been hung up on your family?

    I used to be, but I am no more. But I still think that I am stupid. Because of that diagnosis.

    Are you certain you are no more but you still think that you are stupid because of that diagnosis?

    Yes, I am stupid. My EQ is 40.

    Are you sure that yes you are stupid your eq is 40?

    Yes.

    I understand. So do you really think this is so?

    Yes.

    Oh. …And what makes you think this is so?

    Because I have a personality disorder.

    Is it because you have a personality disorder that you came to me?

    Yes. I see… Then why do you say this is so?

    Because psychologist diagnosed it.

    Are you sorry psychologist diagnosed it?

    I feel it as inevitable. They labeled mw with a disorder and there's no hope to live a happy life.

    Do you get happy often?

    No. I don't get happy at all.

    Do you enjoy being happy?

    No.

    Why not?

    Being happy is like being high. It feels cool but really makes no sense.

    What makes you happy?

    Masturbation. … sometimes … when I imagine loveful relationship to a woman. But it is possible only sometimes, my disorder comes up very often on my mind and spoils it. I know I cause trouble to people.

    What would happen if you imagine loveful relationship to a woman but it is possible only sometimes your disorder comes up very often on your mind and spoils it you know you cause trouble to people?

    If it happens, I feel very excited, like my body tingled. Nice feeling. Too sad I can't feel it with real woman. I have a mental disorder, you know.

    Have you been excited often?

    No.

    Are you satisfied with the fact that I ask that?

    Yes.

    Yes, well, what makes you believe this is so?

    What?

    Please, continue.

    You know, I have a mental disorder. Good bye.

    Are you sure that makes you bad too socially bad?

    Yes, I am socially bad.

    Is it because of your plans that you are going through all this?

    No.

    Why not?

    Because the disorder cannot be cured.

    When did you first know that the disorder cannot be cured?

    I read it.

    Is it because of your life that you say you read it?

    Hey, I'm tired. Bye.

    Earlier you said you were diagnosed with a mental disorder?

    Bye.

    My secretary will send you a bill.