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  • 24. 12. 2008 1:09

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    ./Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl:1424: If you don't see why, please stay the fuck away from my code.
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:59: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:79: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:88: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:121: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:142: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:151: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:192: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:216: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:223: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:260: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:284: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't even give the
    ./arch/mips/pci/ops-bridge.c:291: * IOC3 is fucked fucked beyond believe ... Don't try to access
    ./arch/mips/sgi-ip22/ip22-setup.c:43: * fucking with the memory controller because it needs to know the
    ./arch/parisc/kernel/sys_parisc.c:157:/* Fucking broken ABI */
    ./arch/sparc/include/asm/system_64.h:200: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
    ./arch/sparc/kernel/head.S:893: /* XXX Fucking Cypress... */
    ./arch/x86/kernel/cpu/cpufreq/powernow-k7.c:577: * Some Athlon laptops have really fucked PST tables.
    ./arch/x86/kernel/cpu/mtrr/generic.c:286:/* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same! */
    ./drivers/ide/pci/cmd640.c:14: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
    ./drivers/media/video/bt819.c:204: BUG? Why does turning the chroma comb on fuck up color?
    ./drivers/mtd/mtd_blkdevs.c:339: registered, to prevent the link/init ordering from fucking
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:1003:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:2080: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:64:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
    ./drivers/watchdog/shwdt.c:120: * brain-damage, it's managed to fuck things up one step further..
    ./fs/binfmt_aout.c:328: /* Fuck me plenty... */
    ./include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:30:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
    ./include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:18: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
    ./lib/vsprintf.c:9: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
    Binární soubor ./linux-2.6.27-gentoo-r7.tar.gz odpovídá
    ./net/core/skbuff.c:2502: /* Fuck, we are miserable poor guys... */
    ./net/ipv4/netfilter/nf_nat_snmp_basic.c:1030: * (And this is the fucking 'basic' method).
    ./sound/oss/opl3.c:833: * What the fuck is going on here? We leave junk in the beginning
    ./usr/include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:18: /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
  • 17. 1. 2009 7:50

    anonymní
    /usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c (kernel 2.6.25):

    /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
    /* Would you like fries with that? */
    /* Anything else? */
    /* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */

    /* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */
    /* Lettuce, tomato, buggy hardware (no extra charge)? */
    /* Take care. */

    /* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */
    /* Will that be all? */
    /* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */

    /* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */
    /* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */
    /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */